Saturday, December 30, 2006

Part II

1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?
I have never shaved my legs intentionally. I may have accidentally tried to amputate one with a chainsaw once, so i'm not sure if that counts.

2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?
staring at my alarm silently cussing before going back to bed.

3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
driving home from the poker game

4. Are you any good at math?
somewhat

5. Are you mad at anyone right now?
Yes. I'm rather perturbed at Mama Nature because the spiteful wench won't send us snow.

6. do you know the words to ur myspace profile song?
UR? what does UR mean? Plus, I don't have any space.

7. Last thing received in the email?
The 2006 new year's version of the football pool, which I won't be winning.

8. How many different drinks have you had today?
Water and two Killian's Irish Reds.

9. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
Most of the time yes. If it's not very important, than no.

10. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
Van Halen. Oh yeah, I couldn't hear for three hours afterwards.

11. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Let's see if I can properly illustrate this...Beach=sand+water. Water = ocean. Ocean=sharks. Sharks = eat people. Eat people=no more Rusty. Therefore no beach for me.

12. What's the most painful medical procedure you’ve had?
I think it would have to be when they drilled my thumbnail.

13. What is out your back door?
yard, trees and a table that i've crashed into.

14. Do you have plans on Friday night?
Most likely. High school baskeball will be back in action.

15. Do you like the ocean?
See number 11

16. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
Yes, and I'm not a fan of the cheese, although i'm waiting to have my opinion changed.

17. Have you ever been to a planetarium?
Several times actually. I like the planetarium. Yes, i'm kind of a geek.

18. Something you are excited about?
Test driving my new firearm.

19. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No.

20. Describe your love life.
My love of life is what keeps me going.

21. Where do you keep your change?
A silver coffee can.

22. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
I guess it's whenever i'm on the radio.

23. Do you have a lot of winter coats?
I have a red Carhart.

24. What was the weather like on your Birthday?
Probably snowing with Mama Nature laughing her ass off at me.

25. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
Nailed shut.

Super Survey day

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sleeping

2. Who are you in love with?
Love is such a mysterious word.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, I acutally colored with crayons.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No there is not. There is bright orange though

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Good gosh, it's been a long time since i've been malling. Maybe when I went to Dick's in the summer since they're in the mall on the west side

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Surprisingly no, I am not. and the floor is cold

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I hope so. with all the new shit in it it better be.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last night to pick up chinese food.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I haven't been to the movies in over a year. having no one to go with sucks muchly.

11. What are you wearing right now?
My Grinch pj pants and my US beer drinking team sweatshirt.

12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I wash the car at the car wash.

13. Last food that you ate?
chinese food. pepper steak, fried rice and egg roll.

14. Where were you last week at this time?
i was out and about getting ready for a christmas.

15. You bought any clothing items in the last week?
No i have not.

16. When is the last time you ran?
The other day.

17. What's the last sporting event you watched?
There is college football on the television right now.

18. What is your favorite animal?
Dogs, followed by Tim.

19. Your dream vacation?
Venezuala to fish for peacock bass.

20. Last person's house you were in?
My uncle and aunt's

21. Worst injury you've ever had?
Hmm....this is a good one. probably popping my hip out of place or pulling my hamstring in the spot where i pulled it.

22. Have you been in love?
Love is a mysterious word.

23. Do you miss anyone right now?
Not that i'm aware of.

24. Last play you saw?
It's been forever and a day since i've seen a play

25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
The way it's going, I'd have to say chloroform and duct tape.

26. What are your plans for tonight?
penny poker!

27. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I don't have myspace. because that takes too much of mytime.

28. Next trip you are going to take?
a hunting trip?

29. Ever go to camp?
No. but i've been camping.

30. Were you an honor roll student in school?
actually, i was at times. but i still didn't try.

31. What do you want to know about the future?
if it ever snows again in kansas.

32. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
no. i have none on.

33. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Let me hurt myself again, and I will be.

34. Where is your best friend?
Probably at his house.

35. Who is your best friend?(s)
I have lots of friends, therefore i will not single anyone out.

36. Do you have a tan?
Maybe a bit of residual tan. in the summer though, i can get dark.

37. What are you listening to right now?
winamp.

38. Do you collect anything?
scars apparently.

39. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
That's a good question. I'm not sure.

40. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
sometime in the late 90s

41. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Who hasn't? and it's pop by the way.

42. What does your last text message say?
God help me if i go in another store.

43. Do you like hot sauce?
bring it on.

44. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday. i will shower after a bit here soon.

45. Do you need to do laundry?
I would have to say yes.

46. What is your heritage?
Scottish, german and stuff.

47. Are you someone’s best friend?
I'd like to think so.

48. Are you rich?
Broke Ass College Student

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
chatting it up on msn

50. Who was the last person to call you?
Corey, looking for a poker game.

Super Survey day

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Sleeping

2. Who are you in love with?
Love is such a mysterious word.

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
No, I acutally colored with crayons.

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
No there is not. There is bright orange though

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Good gosh, it's been a long time since i've been malling. Maybe when I went to Dick's in the summer since they're in the mall on the west side

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Surprisingly no, I am not. and the floor is cold

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
I hope so. with all the new shit in it it better be.

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last night to pick up chinese food.

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
I haven't been to the movies in over a year. having no one to go with sucks muchly.

11. What are you wearing right now?
My Grinch pj pants and my US beer drinking team sweatshirt.

12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I wash the car at the car wash.

13. Last food that you ate?
chinese food. pepper steak, fried rice and egg roll.

14. Where were you last week at this time?
i was out and about getting ready for a christmas.

15. You bought any clothing items in the last week?
No i have not.

16. When is the last time you ran?
The other day.

17. What's the last sporting event you watched?
There is college football on the television right now.

18. What is your favorite animal?
Dogs, followed by Tim.

19. Your dream vacation?
Venezuala to fish for peacock bass.

20. Last person's house you were in?
My uncle and aunt's

21. Worst injury you've ever had?
Hmm....this is a good one. probably popping my hip out of place or pulling my hamstring in the spot where i pulled it.

22. Have you been in love?
Love is a mysterious word.

23. Do you miss anyone right now?
Not that i'm aware of.

24. Last play you saw?
It's been forever and a day since i've seen a play

25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
The way it's going, I'd have to say chloroform and duct tape.

26. What are your plans for tonight?
penny poker!

27. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment?
I don't have myspace. because that takes too much of mytime.

28. Next trip you are going to take?
a hunting trip?

29. Ever go to camp?
No. but i've been camping.

30. Were you an honor roll student in school?
actually, i was at times. but i still didn't try.

31. What do you want to know about the future?
if it ever snows again in kansas.

32. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
no. i have none on.

33. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Let me hurt myself again, and I will be.

34. Where is your best friend?
Probably at his house.

35. Who is your best friend?(s)
I have lots of friends, therefore i will not single anyone out.

36. Do you have a tan?
Maybe a bit of residual tan. in the summer though, i can get dark.

37. What are you listening to right now?
winamp.

38. Do you collect anything?
scars apparently.

39. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
That's a good question. I'm not sure.

40. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
sometime in the late 90s

41. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
Who hasn't? and it's pop by the way.

42. What does your last text message say?
God help me if i go in another store.

43. Do you like hot sauce?
bring it on.

44. Last time you took a shower?
yesterday. i will shower after a bit here soon.

45. Do you need to do laundry?
I would have to say yes.

46. What is your heritage?
Scottish, german and stuff.

47. Are you someone’s best friend?
I'd like to think so.

48. Are you rich?
Broke Ass College Student

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
chatting it up on msn

50. Who was the last person to call you?
Corey, looking for a poker game.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

For those of you who think I have an accent

What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The West
 

Your accent is the lowest common denominator of American speech. Unless you're a SoCal surfer, no one thinks you have an accent. And really, you may not even be from the West at all, you could easily be from Florida or one of those big Southern cities like Dallas or Atlanta.

The Midland
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
The Inland North
 
Philadelphia
 
The South
 
The Northeast
 
What American accent do you have?
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Sunday, December 24, 2006

Wishes

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone.
May the new year bring you peace, happiness and joy.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

A post overdue

So, I passed Spanish. I was rather concerned that I would not pass the class, therefore having to take it over. Through the grapevine, I had heard that my department would take a D as a passing grade, which after the final, I was convinced I would have one.
The final was BRUTAL. It was 150 points which was quite a chunk of the final grade. Thirty of that came from a listening section in which I did rather well, nailing 30 of the 30 points. Then the rest of the final was 120 points.
That, didn't go so well.
I blistered it with a 67.5 of 120 points. Oh yeah, I'm fluent....not. I knew things weren't going to go well when all of the different verb tenses blew up in my face. My head was a mess thanks to the stress of the tenses. To top it off, the guy that proctored the final woke up in asshole mode. I looked his name up and he's not even in the department. He showed up in a suit and tie for a spanish final at 8 in the morning on a SATURDAY. Not only that, but he struck me as having a chip on his shoulder. I don't take well to verbal abuse when I'm stressed out.
Despite everything that went horribly wrong on the final, I ended up with a C for the class. I passed somehow, someway, but I'm not going to argue.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I did it!

I PASSED FREAKIN' SPANISH!!!!
Muy bien!

Friday, December 15, 2006

A New Record!

It's a new record for me as I have finished all of my christmas shopping by Dec. 15. Unbelievable. I'm shocked. Usually, I wait (or don't have time) to shop until around the 17th. This year, I managed to kill it all off by today. I'm shocked.
I didn't even have to go into a bath shop. That's pretty good not to have be drugged by the smells coming from one of those establishments.

My question is....why can't people read checkout signs that say 20 items or less?

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Guh

Yes, that spells guh.
That's how I feel. I'm on my favorite diet of OJ, ibuprofen, robitussin and nyquil. I will lick this shit before it licks me.

Friday, December 08, 2006

This week has been

Busy.
Last night it was games number 7 and 8 for the week. Who knows how many I will have tomorrow? All I do know is that I have a spanish final at 8 a.m. tomorrow morning. Yes. An exam on a Saturday morning. I'm convinced there are laws against that sort of thing.
The worst part? It's a block final designed by the department. Not by our individual teachers, but by the people who aren't in the classrooms. If things go badly, there will be letters written to people in charge. I'm already beginning to sharpen my pen!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

A one word survey

This could be difficult only responding with one word.

1. Yourself: busy

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse): non-existent

3. Your hair: highlighted

4. Your mother: Christmasy

5. Your father: grumpy


6. Your favorite item: gun

7. Your dream last night: benchwarming

8. Your favorite drink: margarita

9. Your dream car:Exploder

10. The room you are in:cold

11. Your ex: indifferent

12. Your fear: spiders

13. What you want to be in 10 years? empolyed

14. Who you hung out with last night? myself

15. What You’re Not? dating

16. Muffins:ick

17. One of your wish list items: gun

18. Time: flying

19. The last thing you did: cheered

20. What you are wearing: pj's

21. Your favorite weather: snowy

22. Your favorite book: beat-up

23. The last thing you ate: soup

24. Your life: hectic

25. Your mood:thoughtful

26. Your best friend: Tim

27. What are you thinking about right now? survey

28. Your car: messy

29. What are you doing at the moment? typing

31. Your relationship status: single

32. What is on your TV? football

33. What is the weather like? chilly

34. When is the last time you laughed? evening

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Just kill me now

Someone just shoot me in the head. Get it over with. End me now. It would be quicker and a lot less painful than just me walking.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Don't fall

That's my advice for the month of December.
Yesterday, as I was in a hurry to head down to get my new sticker for my license plate, I realized I had left my insurance card. I hopped out of my explorer and took one step. The next thing I knew I was on the ground with my head in a bush. I landed on my right arm, so the first thing I check as I jumped out of the snow, was to see if my collarbone was still intact. It was, and I mumbled that I would feel the fall.
My ankle is fine, now it's as if I was hit with a bat in my right arm and shoulder.
So, don't fall.