A Self-Proclaimed Existence

Update

I need the number of a good counselor because I feel like I was thoroughly violated by my espanol examen.

posted by Rusty @ 10:40 AM Comments: 0

WATCH

The National Bat Federation has issued an F2 watch for the following people:
In south central Kansas, Rusty.
Remember a watch is issued when conditions are favorable for F2s to appear.

Yippee!! That sexy beast should be here in 3-5 days, probably not in time for the weekend but soon enough.

Now, i'm off to flunk a spanish test that kept me from sleeping well.

posted by Rusty @ 5:43 AM Comments: 0

Random Monday thoughts

First of all, I'm fairly certain that if anyone says they have George Mason in the Final Four, they are a hard core drug user and should take any money they win and put it towards therapy.

Second of all, baseballplus.com needs to be blown apart. Uh hello guys? Update your damn website and say you're out of the 2005 F2! (Note to becka: Money was returned) Plus on that note, I'm not sure where you left me that "message" but I never got anything remotely saying that you were "out of that model."

Thirdly, Kansas sucks in March. This wind shit is really annoying. Seriously, I'm tired of trying to play softball in a 35 mph wind. That being said, we did win last night 22-6 with only nine guys. I think it kind of pissed off the team were were playing.

Fourth, is it just me or does the band Avenged Sevenfold look exactly like how Good Charlotte is going to turn out after several years of heavy drug use? Maybe AS is actually GC from the future? Do they have a time machine? Just curious.

Fifth. Billy Packer blows goats.

Alright, that's enough deep thinking on a monday. I'm out.

posted by Rusty @ 6:47 AM Comments: 2

Downgraded status

Apparently, my F2 has disappaited. Thanks to dumbasses who don't update websites, the store I was trying to order my bat from was OUT OF THAT MODEL and so they don't have any. Fortunatetly, I didn't spend any money.

Ebay, here I come.

posted by Rusty @ 10:26 PM Comments: 1

No Snow.

I knew it. Not a flake of snow and it's not going to happen. The weather people were screeching for no reason.

And my stupid bat hasn't come yet. I'm downgrading to F2 Watch status.

posted by Rusty @ 5:44 AM Comments: 0

Brackets, brackets, brackets

So, we've received 132 entries in our pool. Of course, this is all for pride *cough.* I've been busy and I managed to get them all keyed into my computer program.
As for the F2, we're still in a warning as I forgot to call customer service to see when that sexy beast would be in.

posted by Rusty @ 3:38 PM Comments: 2

We are in a WARNING

The F2 is coming! The F2 is coming. Oh how sweet it should be.

posted by Rusty @ 10:20 AM Comments: 4

One of my favorite times of year

'Tis the season of the roundball.
What a great time of year if you're like me, me being a complete and total basketball junkie. High school state tourneys start today across the state of Kansas. Across the state you say? Yes, Kansas is pretty backwards as it sends each class to their own tourney site. I really think that the state would be ahead to play the first two rounds at each site, then play all the finals at one central locale, whether you play all six classes of girls on a Friday and then start the boys on Saturday.
That being said, it's still a fun time of year for high school basketball.
In addition to the high school tourneys, throw in national college hoops conference tourneys that have been going on. A lot of these tourney winners have their ticket punched to the Big Dance. So on ESPN, there have been these little school teams playing because they have something to play for. Throw in the power conference tourneys that start today and especially the Big XII tourney that starts tomorrow and I've got basketball coming out of my ears.
Plus the NCAA selection show is on Sunday and that sets the field for the Big Dance that starts a week from tomorrow. That's major for my father and I because then the brackets go out for our pool. Of course we don't charge any money for this pool as it's all done for pride. *cough*

posted by Rusty @ 6:44 AM Comments: 1

Sunday Quiz: Two Things From Becka

Two Names You Go By
1. Rusty
2. RJ

Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. German
2. Scottish I think?

Two Things That Scare You
1. Heights
2. Heights (i'm so scared of heights, it's number one and two on my list)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. Cowboys pajama pants
2. Cowboys sweatshirt

Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artist
1. Stevie Ray Vaughan
2. Indigenous

Two Things You Want in a Relationship
1. Trust
2. fun

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex.
1. EYES!!
2. willingness to smile

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Hunting
2. playing softball

Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. For the WSU Spanish dept. decision makers to be hit by a bus
2. Be done with school

Two pets you had/have
1. Foggy
2. Joey

Two Favorite Sports to play
1. Softball
2. Golf

Two people who will fill this out
1. Becka, (since i got it from her)
2.

Two things you did last night
1. called two basketball games on the radio while sweating
2. talked on the phone

Two shows you like to watch currently
1. CSI
2. Sportscenter

Two Favorite Alcoholic Drinks:
1. Margaritas
2. Margaritas (Yes, they're so good, they get named twice)

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. The China Inn
2. Accapulco

Two People that live in your house:
1. The Fish
2. Joey

Two things you like about yourself (physical):
1. My skin heals pretty quickly after I tear it up from sliding
2. eyes, I guess

Two things you ate today:
1. It's 11:34 on a Sunday morning, I've not ate yet.
2.

Two people you last talked to:
1. Becka
2. eVa

Two Things You're doing right now:
1. being bored
2. Filling out this survey (couldn't have said it any better myself)

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. Flunking a spanish test
2. working

Two things you don't like:
1. The Wichita State Spanish Dept.
2. The whiny bitch in my spanish class.

Two things that make you laugh
1. playing cards with my family
2. hanging out with my friends

Two people close to your heart
1. Wrong, I will refuse to answer this as there are too many people in this category
2.

Two Longest car rides
1. Oregon to Kansas
2. Kansas to Ohio

posted by Rusty @ 9:24 AM Comments: 0

Some Letters to people

Dear USD 460,
Please fix the freaking phone system. I'm tired of getting the same runaround to try to get my line into the freaking gym. Guess what? It doesn't work so something is wrong!!!
Yours truly
Rusty

Dear Wichita State University Spanish Dept. Decision makers,
Guess what? I hate you. I hate you with a passion, I hope all of your teeth rot out and you have to try to speak Spanish with only your gums. I hope that a stack of spanish books falls on you. I wish someone would beat you all over the head with the Big Stick of Reality so that you realize that the MAJORITY of the students taking Spanish are NOT Spanish majors,
Adios,
Rusty

Hey Person driving on WSU's campus?
Those crosswalks? Yeah, you're supposed to YIELD to us people walking in them. Next time, I will let you hit me and I will sue the dot right off of your Indian forehead.
Rusty

Attn: Dumb basketball coaches,
I just wanted to let you know how sick I am of hearing incredibly worn out cliches when I ask for keys to the game. People hearing "The keys to the game are to play hard and rebound," get really bored by the pregame show.
Thanks,
Rus

Dearest Mama Nature,
Did you forget to send Kansas some rain? Or are you and Global Warming waging a battle that you forgot to tell us Kansans about and you gave up Kansas to keep Montana? I'm worried here because I think the legislature is talking about switching the state animal from the buffalo to the camel.
Worried,
RJ

And last but certainly not least,

Dear Whiny Bitch in Spanish class,
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!! Because my God, OSL was at least entertaining to a point. You, you're just a whiny bitch. Yes, we all know how much you don't like class. Guess what, we don't like you. Even the instructor doesn't like you and your wannabe ghetto attitude. I'm going to jam a pen in your eye.
Fuck off,
Rusty
p.s. you best get an eyepatch as I was informed that I'd get an A for doing that.

posted by Rusty @ 6:55 AM Comments: 3